I am determined to archive all of it. For instance, this past weekend, I communicated with an ex who really disappointed me. I mean come on, if you’re not into it, just say so. Don’t just suddenly stop talking to me. Hello, we’ve been friends for 5 years, come on bro. Get with the program.That really gets my goat! So I told him so. Boom, ARCHIVED.
Next up, my monster of exes. The love of my young adult life, I BANISH YOU! You’re silly old man ways and your amazing cooking skills, BE GONE. I will get over you today. …Maybe not but I will try. In fact, to prove it to myself, this weekend I will go to our old bar haunts that I’ve been avoiding since the fall. TAKE THAT HEARTBREAK! ARCHIVED.
Men I’ve dated in the fall, I archive you. I will make sure your facebook statuses do no show up on my feed. I’m tried of reading your statuses in foreign languages. I BANISH YOU TO THE NETHER REGIONS OF THE INTERNET. BE DAMNED! ARCHIVED.
And now, I will socially organize my calendar. Which is saying something because I am a terrible planner. I make an oath to attempt to plan events two weeks in advance. Social failures, ARCHIVED.
Hmm, I think I’ve gone a little over zealous with the archiving but hey, everyone needs a hobby. What are you doing this week?